Dearest Verizon,
Thou art the most wonderful cell phone company in all the land! I shall proclaim my loyalty and shout it from the rooftops (or from my blog, whatever's more convenient). My trusty Samsung phone broketh and the display doth dangleth from one tiny wire. My downtrodden cell phone and I headed to the mall to track down the legendary, yet elusive, Verizon customer service.
Alas! Customer service cameth througheth for me and my Samsung! A brand spanketh new phone was presented as a replacement for FREE.
Oh, Verizon! Thou art my knight in shining plastic!
Forever yours,
Madamoiselle Cynthia
1 comment:
You're silly! Go Verizon!
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